2 hours ago
westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)
(Source: brienneoftarth)
via theviewofpalaven
- Background: (I'm conducting market research for research journals. So I'm on the phone a lot chatting with librarians.)
- Me: Hi! Is this Joffrey [last name omitted]?
- Joffrey: Yes this is Joffrey. King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. How can I help you, peasant?
- Me: *Laughing so hard I have to hang up the phone and call back*
- Several minutes later
- Joffrey: You were the first person to call who understood my joke!
- Me: You just made my entire week.
via hobbitbutt
reasons not to kill yourself
- chicken tender
- the billionth number of pi is 9
- it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
- sponges feel cool
- highdeas.com
- joe biden
- the letter Q
- dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
via winchestemrys
12 hours ago
I’m about to go to sleep and I’m already too tired to wake up tomorrow morning.
So I did plot, storyboarding, staging, lighting, and costumes for my PPP and now I’m gonna do sound and re-draft my concept and then tomorrow I’ll write section 3.
And all for a mock.
Bill Hader (Stefon), you will be missed <3
Below is a link to the transcripts for all the Stefon Weekly Updates ever
http://popwatch.ew.com/2013/05/17/saturday-night-live-stefon-clubs-everything/
(via ‘Saturday Night Live’: All of Stefon’s clubs | PopWatch | EW.com)
via deraluce
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