iwitnessmyself:

current mood: gol gappe & aloo chat.

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dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

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geizler:

[danny devito voice] charlie

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alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

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cadoized:

*puts thumb between teeth* its a metaphor, you see. you have the power to quarrel, but can choose not to

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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